Tuesday, May 12, 2009

BLOGGER DISCOVERS HOW TO SETTLE IRAQ WAR

By some counts the cost to the American citizens of the war in Iraq (before President Obama put the "wars" on the books, the costs were not counted!) is near 73 trillion dollars. There are some 30 million Iraqi citizens, the majority of whom really dislike having ANY soldiers there shooting at them and dropping 'smart' bombs in their neighborhoods. HERE is a way Obama could make them all smile AND put American servicemembers to work here in the States:
BUY EVERY ADULT IRAQI CITIZEN A BRAND NEW CHEVROLET OR CHRYSLER (FORD TOO, MAY AS WELL REWARD GOOD BUSINESS) AUTOMOBILE! LOAD THEM ON SHIPS AND SEND THEM OVER.
Plus or minus 300 BILLION DOLLARS = lots of smiling Iraqis and decreased useless American auto inventory! DAMN I AM A SMART BLOGGER, aint I?

When the Afghanis and Pakistanis get wind of this shit, they are gonna settle RIGHT down and behave themselves in order to get a new Buick or Prowler!

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As Jim Hightower explains it, is that “the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans possess more net worth today than the bottom 90 percent of us combined. Worse, these privileged few and their political henchmen have structured a new economic ‘normal’ of long-term joblessness, low wages, no benefits or worker rights, miserly public services, and a steadily widening chasm between the rich and the rest of us.” We must restore sanity to this nation.